Following each Twins loss, we present you with something lovely, mirthful, or thought-provoking–something entirely unrelated to baseball. Consider the Glorious Nation your local watering-hole. Come here after a loss and drown your sorrows in nut-shots, animals dressed like people, etc. Are you sad? Remember: food is your friend. Today, I present to you some of [...]
Archive for May, 2011
The Palate Cleanser: Food to Lust After
Posted in Palate Cleanser on May 25, 2011 | 2 Comments »
9 Innings- 5/24/2011- vs. Mariners
Posted in 9 Innings on May 25, 2011 | 2 Comments »
First Inning Denard triples, Kubel singles with 2 outs to bring him home. Twins 1-Mariners 0 The Twins get off to a good start thanks to our dynamic-duo of non-suckiness. Imagine how bad the Twins would have been up to this point if neither of these guys had played well. Span is really having a [...]
The Palate Cleanser: Soccer is funny
Posted in Palate Cleanser on May 24, 2011 | 3 Comments »
Following each Twins loss, we present you with something lovely, mirthful, or thought-provoking–something entirely unrelated to baseball. Consider the Glorious Nation your local watering-hole. Come here after a loss and drown your sorrows in nut-shots, animals dressed like people, etc. Last nights bullpen implosion was depressing yet predictable. Let’s turn our thoughts to the ambiguous [...]
The Palate Cleanser: At least we’re not juggalos
Posted in Palate Cleanser on May 23, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Following each Twins loss, we present you with something lovely, mirthful, or thought-provoking–something entirely unrelated to baseball. Consider the Glorious Nation your local watering-hole. Come here after a loss and drown your sorrows in nut-shots, animals dressed like people, etc. Sometimes a loss hits so hard, you don’t know how to go on living. Sometimes [...]
Killer Memories
Posted in Uncategorized on May 20, 2011 | 7 Comments »
When we were kids, we would spend hours wheeling and dealing, trading baseball cards with each other. The values listed in our tattered issues of Beckett were mostly taken as gospel truth, except when it came to Harmon Killebrew cards. Those were worth more than any other card, because we knew our dad, Chief Hrbeki [...]
9 Innings: 5/17/2011 – @Mariners
Posted in Uncategorized on May 18, 2011 | 2 Comments »
First Inning The Twins strike quickly against Felix Hernandez, with a Michael Cuddyer single plating two. Liriano responds by striking out two and walking none in a surprisingly effective first. Speculation begins that Liriano and Hernandez, being friends, have switched uniforms and are throwing with their opposite hands. Second Inning Matt Tolbert, he of the [...]
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