Following each Twins loss, we present you with something lovely, mirthful, or thought-provoking–something entirely unrelated to baseball. Consider the Glorious Nation your local watering-hole. Come here after a loss and drown your sorrows in nut-shots, animals dressed like people, etc.
Last nights bullpen implosion was depressing yet predictable. Let’s turn our thoughts to the ambiguous sexuality and funny antics of soccer!
via comedy.com
This guy just hit an own goal off of his own face. BUMMER
The miraculous ankle healing power of anger.
This guy is a bonafide B.A.M.F.
Many occurrences in life can prompt existential thought- a sunrise, the birth of a child, and apparently for Cristiano Ronaldo- another man’s boner.
Soccer is a sport where men can express themselves in beautiful ways.
And my personal favorite…
… the CELEBRATORY DONG MUNCH!!!! We all know winning can arouse such powerful emotions that sometimes we just can’t resist biting our teammates wiener.
New material for butt punching Carl Pavano?
Chip Kincaid
Andrew Henry
Dickbaby
Oh dear god, did soccer really need the dong munch? There is absolutely no question about the deliberate-ness of the dong munch.
Yep, Delmonster better watch his nethers around Pavunder.
Again, I wouldn’t say my palate is cleansed, exactly..
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! The butt-punching never gets old.
Buttpunching was born old. you, sir, are part of the problem.