Following each Twins loss, we present you with something lovely, mirthful, or thought-provoking–something entirely unrelated to baseball. Consider the Glorious Nation your local watering-hole. Come here after a loss and drown your sorrows in nut-shots, animals dressed like people, etc.
Are you sad? Remember: food is your friend. Today, I present to you some of the best dishes upon which I’ve ever laid my fork.
Copper Onion - SLC - ricotta dumplings, thyme, lemon
Sunset Grill - Nashville - sweet & sour smoked duck, wrapped in a scallion pancake with papaya salad, toasted coconut, & creme fraiche
Lotus of Siam - Las Vegas - roasted duck, pineapple, bell pepper, and tomato, in a red curry base with a touch of coconut milk
If any of these foods had the requisite orifices, I would make sweet love to each of them, cook them breakfast in the morning, and then eat them.
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“If any of these foods had the requisite orifices, I would make sweet love to each of them, cook them breakfast in the morning, and then eat them.”
Unfortunately I’ve found this method (at least when used on humans) hasn’t lent itself to many second dates.
Anyone care to project the Twins’ starting lineup on August 1st?