Following each Twins loss, we present you with something lovely, mirthful, or thought-provoking–something entirely unrelated to baseball. Consider the Glorious Nation your local watering-hole. Come here after a loss and drown your sorrows in nut-shots, animals dressed like people, etc.
As the strikeouts speed by, blurring into one another, I enter a hypnotic trance, in which my mind wanders from mundane crapitude to dwell in the realm of the fantastic, where anything is possible. Cue a sick beat from Clams Casino. Enter David Copperfield. Experience the impossible.
Note: Go Twins.
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Andrew Henry
Dickbaby
Needs more torches. Now give me my medallion back, bitch.
There’s no denying that this season just hasn’t been as fun, due in no small part to the cruel cessation of communication from our Hrbeki brothers.
I hope all is well; How’s the stand up career coming along?
man, i can’t believe y’all went out like this.
Neil we will be back this season! I promise- at least I will be! I love you Neil- do not lose the faith.