I know it’s been a while since we posted here at Hrbekistan but you won’t believe what I discovered. The World is going to end THIS YEAR! WTF?
For those of you who don’t keep up on these current events here is some excellent starting material:
I don’t know if it was the rousing rendition of John Lennon’s Imagine, or the frightening imagery, but let me just say I felt something.
Wow! That my friends, is quite intense! (On a personal note, guy who played Nostradamus if you are reading this, that was truly a masterful depiction.)
Inspired by these videos, I spent most of the last seven to eight months engrossed in the prophecies of Nostradamus. While searching for further direction on how I can avoid imminent doom and destruction, I happened upon some prophecies that I found could be useful in predicting the performance of the Twins in this, their final season. I have included my interpretation of such.
This one appears to have already been fulfilled:
“And lo the diminished man of weak stick
that hath found favor with his king
shalt be seen for what he is
and exiled from the kingdom.”
Only the will of God could have wrested Drew Butera from the delicate grasp of his loyal advocate in Gardy.
“Succeeding the silencing of the woman with an angels tongue
a man with a golden club whose name rings of power
shalt exalt his nation of identical siblings in victory
through the consummate battle of the uniform-clad nations”
First, GOD REST YOUR SOUL WHITNEY HOUSTON!
Second, Mauer and his golden club lead our Twins to the World Series? Could it be true? It must be- for our homeboy Nostrils (as he is affectionately known) prophesied it.
“Behold the man of broken head shalt recover
from hither leading his nation to victory
and demonstrateth inimitable strength
surpriseth the nations with his far-fled spheres”
How wonderful! Morneau will be happy to know his concussed brain will work well enough for him to fling some spheres over the fence.
Rejoice brethren of Hrbekistan for Nostradamus has foretold our success!
May we all enjoy this season and be grateful for the opportunity to behold one last year of Twins glory!
HAPPY OPENING (DOOMS)DAY 2012